The S.U.V. Song

I've been around this great big world
And there's one thing I can see
U.R.N.F.N.A.-HOLE
If you drive an S.U.V.!
I don't care if you've got one kid
Or you've got thirty-three
Yes, U.R.N.F.N.A.-HOLE
If you drive an S.U.V.!

Some say, "don't criticize
`Till through others' eyes you see"
With people everywhere driving in tanks
Baby, I don't agree!
Always in front and so high up
Kareem Abdul-Jabar can't see
It's just another sad sucker
Who drives an S.U.V.!

Does love of gasoline and spewing smog
Make you better than me?
Oh, you're just N.F.N.A-Hole
Dying for his S.U.V.!
You must hate Mother Earth and your kids too
To harm them with such glee
Yes, you`re rolling in the devil's ride
When you drive your S.U.V.!

A tattered Old Glory doesn't belong
On top of your bright red Humvee
Just send yer cash straight to Usama
So he can lay waste to our city
Really we're only killing ourselves
Our planet and fine coun-t-ry
Yes, U.R.N.F.N.A-Hole
If you drive an S.U.V.!