Spring Break Madness

While young men and women of the United States military fight, kill and die in the Iraq war sparked by the outright lies of his administration, the leaker-in-chief himself slipped away to Cancun for Spring Break and some bodacious waves. The place that lavishly hosted him has put out a press release detailing the splendid comfort provided to Dubya as he contemplated skimpy bikinis and nuking the bejesus out of Iran.

President George W. Bush Guest

of Le Blanc Spa Resort

Cancun Resort Hosts U.S. President During Recent

Mexico Summit


April 11, 2006, Miami, FL – Le Blanc Spa Resort is pleased to announce it hosted sitting United States President, George W. Bush, during his recent visit to Cancun for the two-day Mexico Summit with Mexican President Vicente Fox and Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper.

While at Le Blanc Spa Resort, President Bush stayed in the property’s palatial “Presidential Suite,” which features a plush sitting room, formal dining room, 1 1/2 well-appointed bathrooms, a full-service kitchen and a luxurious master suite that overlooks the crystal blue water of the Caribbean Sea.

“It was an honor and a privilege to host President Bush and his staff during his recent visit to Cancun,” said Roberto Chapur, President of Palace Resorts. “At Le Blanc Spa Resort we pride ourselves on the level of service we provide all of our guests and were pleased to accommodate the President while he was in Mexico.”

In addition to being the President’s home-away-from-home, Le Blanc Spa Resort also acted as the official “West Wing.” The resort’s 10,000 square foot, state-of-the-art convention center became the headquarters for the President’s staff for the duration of their stay. While at the resort, they took advantage of the elegantly appointed meeting facilities and the modern banquet rooms confirming that the facilities at Le Blanc can easily handle the demands of a Presidential staff.

During the President’s spare time, it was well noted in the U.S. media that he took advantage of the resort’s fully-equipped fitness center that offers a complete line of Life Fitness equipment. Here he used the LX1 2005 Life Fitness ecliptic machine and was given fitness advice by one of the trainers before returning to the meetings of the day.

The Le Blanc Spa Resort staff also went above-and-beyond to make the President’s stay as comfortable as possible by providing an array of special amenities like 5 different types of hand-rolled Mexican cigars and a beautiful display of Mexican candies that were delivered to his room. In addition, the staff created a unique menu that included a selection of specially prepared Mexican dishes that were known to be the President’s favorite.

In appreciation of the hospitality extended to President Bush and his staff, Le Blanc Spa Resort received a Letter of Appreciation from the White House Communication Agency as well as from the U.S. Ambassador in Mexico thanking the resort and its staff for the outstanding service provided during the President’s stay.

A Le Blanc Spa Resort vacation package ranges from $482 - $662 per room, per night, depending on time of year. It includes luxurious all-suite accommodations with double Jacuzzis, haute cuisine, premium drinks, dazzling entertainment, taxes and gratuities.