My New Word

“Dubairaqatrinationaldebtortureplamissionaccomplished”

I invented a new word today. I was thinking of the myriad crises, scandals, tragedies and outrages that George W. Bush has wrought upon this nation and this planet. Many agree, it’s been hard to catalogue all of this woe, to have shorthand for the mess we’ve been put in. Here’s a crude attempt:

“Dubairaqatrinationaldebtortureplamissionaccomplished”

It should be pronounceable, like “supercalifragilisticexpialidocious,” except within the word is a nice catalogue of Bush’s failures.